BYEBYE BLOGGER. SCREW YOU AND YOUR DESCENDANTS.
hahahahhaa.
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XIANGXIANGGGGGGGGGGG, I AM HERE! hahahaha

(: LUCKY FIN SLAP!

(: i am blogging.

i will start my healthy living from tomorrow onwards! (: hahahaha, NEMO YOU MUST SUPPORT AND REMIND ME OKAY! (:

i want to dye my hair black and pink. HAHAHAHA.

i am very prepared to fail my A's lah. and i think i have prepared everyone around me for my homecoming failure. the first champion to fail geography and gp. i have psychoed myself so much ever since forever that i'll be failing my As that i'm like damn well prepared to take a re- route back to poly all over again.

i'm like hoping damn hard that some super awesome miracle happens on that day (like, maybe 100000 sunflowers blooming everywhere. hur) and i actually pass the examinations, and go to university like everyone else. i do want that quite badly, to think of it. the idea of having spent 2 years studying my shitassed guts out, just to fail the A levels, is retardedly revolting. i feel damn dumb.
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i blogged that last night before mightyjoetan called.
anyway, i am still quite freaked out at the thought that the results are gonna be out soon- despite the amount of mental preparation i've fed myself with for the past few months. hahahaha, retard. was looking through the poly courses just now and i SERIOUSLY FIND CHINESE STUDIES QUITE INTERESTING (: i mean, like.. what's wrong man, i'm chinese right? and i can communicate in mandarin what.. and and and.. YA LAH! but that's just a thought. haha (: business studies (ECONS IS DAMN EXCITING PLEASE) and mass com. aiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, i just wanna go to uni and solve everything lah can! SMU/NUS/NTU PLEASE ACCEPT ME AND MY ONE/TWO A LEVEL PASSES (: i will clean the toilet for you every damned day lah! tsk. very troubled.

i am going to have THE GYM RULES typed out NICELY and printed out on A3.
AFTER WHICH, I AM GOING TO HAVE MY SESSY A3 PAPER PASTED LOVINGLY ON THE HUGEEEE BLUE DOOR FOR ALL THE POOR BLIND SOULS.
i hate repeating myself over and over again like some sickening broken recorder lah.
DIE BUGS, DIE! :D

okay, byebye. i am going to type NEOW.

SUPER EXCITING PICTURE! :D


EVEN MORE EXCITING PICTURE! :D :D :D
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
MOST EXCITING PICTURE!
you just look at who's beside me lah, just look.


















okay lah,
who ARE beside me.
AHHAHAHAHAHAHA :D
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i am SO DONE getting depressed over the blatant favourtism (I CAN'T SPELL LAH, OKAY) the lee tribe shows towards my cousins over my sister and i. WHY CAN'T THEY JUST PASS ME THE BIG-EYE GENE, WHY! you tell me WHY! wallaweh, i even have pictures as evidence okay. they make their eyes look SO HUGE like, effortlessly. while i have to make VERY concerted efforts just to make them.. EXISTENT. omg lah, shoot me please. utter discrimination.

tsk, i wasn't suppposed to get depressed over them. HUR.

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i am so bothered.
SO BOTHERED.
you make it sound so easy, like it's NOTHING.
and that sucks.
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three more days (:
I CAN'T WAAAAAAAAAIT!
after some very detailed calculation,
i realise that my pay will be like..
A VERY SMALL FIGURE minus 250 minus 140 minus 110 minus 100.
SHOP WHAT?!

hahahaha, JOE TAN IS RETARDED!
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The 10 Commandments for dating Eugenia

1.Eugenia is always right.

2.Thou shalt not question any seemingly odd cravings.

3.If any trouble arises because of Eugenia, thou is automatically involved.

4.At times where it is blatantly obvious that Eugenia is in the wrong, please refer to commandment #1.

5.No references to height differences shall be made.

6.Any question ending with "...right?" should be answered with a "Yes."

7.Arguments are impossible to be won.

8.Any taken action that seems ludicrously embarassing is without question done on purpose. WITHOUT QUESTION.

9.Thou must swear by Bubble Tea.

10.The second toe is longer than the first toe.
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i wanted to upload pictures of scary eyes, but somehow, BLOGGER (^%$##@!) hates me i can't seem to do so. I WILL. haahhaha. soon. i wonder why LARGE and SESSY eyes are on everyone else BUT MINE within the lee tribe. WHY! ):

work.work.work.work.work.work.
NEMO!
:D:D:D:D

hahahaha, my motivation for the weekdays- FINDING NEMOOOO!:D
woah, super super full of love please, we are going fishing on monday! happiness.

love fiesta was a FINALLYMEETTHEBOYFRIENDCHUA day! (: hahaha, it was a get high (VERYVERYVERY) watching muttonballs dance day, LAUGH AT STUPID PEOPLE MAKING STUPID FACES day, see joe tan's stupid face for the whole day BUT I'M NOT COMPLAINING day (HAHAHAHA), look at molly with nemo day, and manymany other days lah! (:

happy.

and I WALKED AWAY okay! (:

i am hungry. shall blog again. I PROMISE.

ger-ner-SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!

i feel so lost lah! change to NEWblogger for what, for what you tell me! OLDblogger's much better please, omggggggg. i am a very sentimental person OKAY. hahahaha.

anyway, past few days have been pretty happening, MEETING NEMO ALMOST (WHAT ALMOST!), EVERYDAY! we've been as loving as two very very loving lovebirds :D fish soup tomorrow, we shall! (: AND I'VE FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY MET UP WITH MY XIANGXIANG (STILL in the very nasal voice, drag your vowels too. bowels. hurhurhurhurhur) and MOUSTILICIOUS!

s-e-u-p-e-r-b.

xiangxiang's momma has very very exciting RED hair (which i am oh so jealous of. PFFT). well, that's besides the point. we had a very romantic time laughing at INVISIBLE friends over pizza, IT'S ALL THE MIND MOUSEY! hahaha, and yeah, ONE MORE TIME, YO! chey, not one more lah, manymanymany more times. hahaha.

MY COOL METER HIT AN ALL TIME HIGH OF 10 TODAY!

I WILL TELL YOU WHY.

MUTTON TAUGHT ME DANCE LAH OMG! manymany muttons! mutton#1, GGGGGGIIIINNNOOOOOOOOOO- the i-see-you-dance-until-i-DIE-of-excess-blood-loss person. mutton#2, CARLEE POK FRIEND- my two left feet partner! HAHAHA. mutton #3, 199- my two point five left feet partner! omgosh lah, i died. hahahaha, i felt super cool. like, FOR THE FIRST TIME. and i took like, so many pictures of this dance step. hahahahaha, it's a demo from 199. WILL PUT THEM UP SOON!:D oh, mutton#4- PSP friend, Soccerball friend! taught me very exciting ball tricks. MY TWIN CAN DO BALL TRICKS TOO! this is a very genetic thing. HAHAHA. shit, i am quite high.

and yeah, i am very tired.
GOOD NIGHT! :D

my net's retarded,
my phone's retarded,
my knee's retarded,
my leg's retarded,
i am retarded,
everything's so rucking fetarded
i want to scream.

take a different perspective, CAN?
shit ass scary please, and this is like so gay 'cus im swearing while typing "10 WAYS TO SWEAR OFF SWEARING" for the PD department.

anyway, i want to work at the zoo.

die already lah. not very good, not very good.