DIE! TRIGO, DIE!

hahahaha. TRIGO DIED. it was quite bloody a war, you know. bloodnotes splashed everywhere. bulletseraser shavings lodged in the bodies of several casualitiesbooks and books and books and books and more books of rough paper. both sides suffered huge losses, BUT! BUT! BUT!

EUGENIA EMERGED TRIUMPHANT! :D

YESSSSS.
okay, that was just a battle.
this war shall continue for TWO MORE DAYS.
i shall win EVERY battle.
and with EVERY BATTLE WON, i shall WIN THE WAR

oh gosh, that sounded horribly familiar. win the war. hmm.
where did that come from.

OH.
OHHH.
OH.
oh gosh.
oh no.
oh.
oh.
oh!

dorkus, who cares. haha.


EUGENIA THE CONQUERER! CONQUEROR! i still can't spell
BUT IT'S OKAY, 'CUS CONQUERORS DON'T HAVE TO SPELL.
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dear soldiers,
piss fight the wall.
love,
CONQUEROR/ CONQUERER EUGENIA.
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tsk, CONQUERORS DO NOT HAVE "DEAR"S AND "LOVE"S IN THEIR ORDERS.
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TO: SOLDIERS
PISS FIGHT THE WAR.
FROM: CONQUERER/ CONQUEROR EUGENIA.
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hmm. but this looks so scripted! we have to spice the ORDER up, you know, having received COUNTLESS complaints with regards to THE CONQUEROR/ CONQUERER'S mundane style of writing (which of course, have been met by THE MOST VIOLENT OF VIOLENT OBJECTIONS).

sigh, it's so tough being a conqueror/ conquerer now-sa-days.

UGH, what the hell.
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SOLDIERS!
FIGHT LAH!
FIGHT!
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
SMASH THE STINKING NUMBERS!
BREAK THEIR NOSE CARTILAGES!
JAM EVERY MUSCLE!
BREAK EVERY BONE!

OWN THEM.
OWN THEM ALL! :D.
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YES, YES, YES!
this is the desired effect.
i am so bloody motivated now okay,
ALL READY AND RARING TO GO! :D

DIE! TRIGO, DIE! (:
hahahaha.
YES! I LOVE THAT SADISTIC SMILE YOU'VE GOT THERE ON YOUR FACE!
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my fellow soldiers who fought bravely alongside their WONDERFUL conqueror/conquerer did extremely well too.
B.F (bomb fighter) CHUA totally owned COMPLEX NUMBERS. and of course, our main enemy- FOOD.
S.F (super fighter) HENG killed APGP and STATISTICS. he fought bravely with a flying nose.
S.F (super fire) PEH burnt his PHYSICS till their had NO HAIR LEFT. he too, fought bravely with a flying nose.
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well done soldiers, well done.
i'm having cramps lah ):