dear friends, as my eighteenth birthday approaches, i have come up with a list of birthday presents you can GIVE ME (another great solution from THE thinktank! HAHAHA)

NUMBER ONE. AN ALARM CLOCK
NUMBER TWO. AN ALARM CLOCK
NUMBER THREE. AN ALARM CLOCK
NUMBERS FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE AND TEN. AN ALARM CLOCK
NUMBER ELEVEN. AN ALAR..

okay yes, you get my point.

this is terrible la, on the days i GAMINGLY wanna skip school, i really do :D
but on the days that i don't?! i totally miss my alarm. i set THREE recurrent alarms okay, THREE. tell me tell me, WHICH PIG SLEEPS THROUGH 3 ALARMS WITHOUT HEARING ANYTHING. you tell me lah.

this is very very serious you know, what if i just happily sleep through the 20 thousand alarms during my A's?! i can jolly well sleep forever lah. why why whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

something must be done.
getting mommy to beat me up every morning doesn't seem to work cus she'd be rushing off to work.
3 alarms do not work either, cus i can't hear anything at all.
sigh ):

xiangxiang ar xiangxiang. please morph into a bugger. HAHAHAHAH. morning bugger :D the only bugger i LOVE lah, can anot. i am going to study now. i am so gonna fail my As but i'm not giving up without a fight! :D i just don't wanna fail too badly, you know? (:

ALRIGHT,
JIAYOU!
bNj time! (:
love.