i am SUPER sad at the demise of my laptop.
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like, really sad.
the computer man (i think his name is weixiang- OH MAPLING MARY!- sorry, it's like compulsory to fit the MAPLING mary part into every post. hahahaha) said my motherboard/motorboard's faulty, and a replacement would cost about sevenhundreddollars. UH- HUH. so, unless some old (REALLY REALLY OLD) rich dying blind fella decides to marry me (okay, he doesn't have to be FILTHY rich, 700bucks would do) sometime SOON, i won't be coming online much. HUGE SIGH. haixxxxxxxXxXxx. oh, either that, or i get a BRAND NEW LAPTOP. you tell me, you tell me HOW! tsk, i am very very very sad.

okay, sad stuff aside.
happy stuff INSIDE! (:
hahahaha.
the new stadium's like.. REALLY HUGE! it's got a REALLY HUGE gym too! (: and it's damn exciting, but i shall exploit amore's gym to the maximum FIRST, before planning another attack on the friendly neighbourhood sports stadium. oh yes, and if any of you actually think that i'm killing my babies recklessly, FEAR NOT. i have successfully pregnated (if such word even exists) myself with dinner at JACK'S PLACE and lunch at FOOD REPUBLIC! (: hahahaha, am very happy. therefore, i conclude that all babies aborted.. have sadly been replaced. SIGH.

oh, and MY UNCLE GAVE ME A PALM TOP! i.. er.. i'm still figuring how to use this damn coool thing but ONE THING FOR SURE, there's like BEJEWELLED! (: hahaha, so even if i don't know how to use every thing, i CAN PLAY THE GAME! THAT ONE GAME! and i can load pitchers! hahaha, and SONGS! and i guess videos too. but i've gotta get a REALLY huge memory card for that to happen, cus the one he's given me's like... 128mb. haha. sqnit if you're reading this, AND YOU'RE STILL READING, you are TECH SAVVY TOO! (: ahahhahahahaahahahahha. i am a digital life INTERVIEWEE okay. say AYE! (:

grad night's coming soon and i'm really not not not not not prepared yet. i still sound like shit, and i mean THE LAOSAI kinda shit. it's bad lah, really. shit sounds like shit.

mom says i should get my hair cut and LAYERED. omg lah, i'm DAMN sure everyone's been telling me to layer my hair ever since the word got discovered. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE I HAVE SHIT THICK AND IDIOTIC HAIR. and that means ALOT OF LAYERING. and you know what layering my hair means? ALOT OF CLIPS WHEN I WANT TO TYE IT UP. worst still, those bloodily exciting ninelolarsshorp i go to everytime NEVER FAIL TO LAYER MY HAIR LIKE THEY'VE NEVER LAYERED BEFORE. oh, and that ALWAYS means i end up looking like a butch/bung/whatever EVERYONE calls me when i get my hair cut.

OKAY, i think i sounded QUITE angsty but i'm not. hahahahaha, it's the CAPS lah.

OHOH! lily's birthday. hahahaa, it was bloodily exciting! (: SUPPLIES! SUPPLIES! and.. MORE SUPPLIESES! (: very happy. i have wonderful summary skills.

forgive me should this post be WAAAAAAY TOOOOOO LENGTHY, i haven't blogged in HOURS. DAYS! MONTHS! YEARS! CENTURIES! okay, those are years. and i have two ears, HA HA HA. am supposed to meet the guys at 930 tmr (YAY, IL GET TO SEE BOYFRIENDCHUA AND JOEHONEYTAN YESYESYES!) for some.. some.. gradnight thing, SHIT VOICE please ): i have to drink one ton of honey lah, AND IT STILL WON'T GET BETTER. ARGH, i am pissed off NOW.

not now! haahhahaa (: i want to worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk.
anyone hiring? (: HIRE ME PLEASE! i can mop, sweep, clean, COOK, wash.
uhh,
BABY SIT.
hahaahha. snippity snap.
oh! and i helped my uncle (the fourth) to DYE HIS HAIR TODAY CAN! (: so hamsum! hahaha, after my VERY METICULOUS attempt, he came out (after his bath lah, duh) saying "GENE AH, NOW I AM VERY FRUSTRATED YOU KNOW. I CANNOT FIND MY WHITE HAIR AH!" ahhahahaa, so hamsum pls. i am in love with my dye-hair talent (: ONE BIG FAT TALENT. BIG FAT TALENT FOR BIG FAT ME. yay. i am awesome! (:

okay, i need to bathe
and SLEEP
and do my crunches
but i am still very fat.
byebye.